Chinese Takeout XL Glass Bong by Hemper · 5mm Thick, Percolator & 14mm Joint

The Hemper Chinese Takeout XL Glass Bong is a premium, novelty water pipe designed to transform your smoking sessions into a flavorful and visually stunning experience. By combining a hilarious, iconic takeout box design with high-end filtration technology, this piece guarantees massive, buttery-smooth hits that will leave your friends speechless.

Tired of coughing your lungs out with harsh, hot smoke from boring, generic glass pieces that lack personality?

There is nothing worse than ruining top-shelf herb with a cheap bong that burns your throat and looks like a high school science project. Flimsy glass breaks easily, and poor filtration means you are inhaling ash and harsh resins, completely destroying the terpene profile of your favorite strain.

The Hemper Chinese Takeout XL Glass Bong solves this instantly. With its heavy-duty 5mm thick glass and advanced built-in percolator, it cools and filters every rip to perfection, all while rocking a unique design that makes it the crown jewel of your collection.

Smooth Hits and Unmatched Style in Your Daily Sessions

When you are ready to chill and enjoy your favorite herbs, the last thing you want is a harsh hit. Standing at a solid 23 cm tall with an 11 cm diameter, this bong offers the perfect chamber size to milk up thick, milky clouds. The built-in percolator works overtime to diffuse the smoke, breaking it down into tiny bubbles that cool rapidly in the water. The result? A silky-smooth inhale that lets you taste every single terpene without the dreaded throat burn.

Beyond its flawless function, the aesthetic is a total game-changer. If you love collecting unique, conversation-starting pieces, this masterpiece from Hemper will absolutely blow your mind. It perfectly mimics a classic Chinese takeout box, complete with a folded top and wire handle illusion, making it a hilarious yet highly functional addition to your coffee table.

How to get the most out of your Chinese Takeout XL Bong

Ready to spark up? Follow these simple steps to ensure you get the biggest, smoothest rips possible from your new favorite piece:

1. Fill the chamber: Pour water through the mouthpiece until the percolator slits are fully submerged, but avoid overfilling to prevent splashback.
2. Prep your herb: Grind your favorite strain evenly to ensure a consistent burn and optimal airflow.
3. Pack the bowl: Load the included 14mm male bowl with your ground herb, packing it gently so air can still pass through.
4. Light and pull: Apply the flame to the edge of the bowl while inhaling slowly and steadily to milk the chamber.
5. Clear it: Pull the bowl out of the 14mm joint and inhale deeply to clear the cooled, filtered smoke from the bong.

Key advantages and benefits of this percolator bong

• 5mm thick borosilicate glass: Provides outstanding durability and heat resistance, giving you peace of mind during clumsy moments.
• Built-in percolator: Diffuses and filters the smoke through water, which means you get incredibly smooth, cough-free hits every time.
• Standard 14mm female joint: Offers universal compatibility, allowing you to easily swap in different bowls, ash catchers, or dabbing bangers.
• 23 cm height and 11 cm diameter: Creates a large internal volume for smoke accumulation, ensuring you can take massive, satisfying rips.
• Iconic takeout box design: Delivers a fun, irreverent aesthetic, making it the ultimate centerpiece for your smoking sessions.

Care, maintenance, and storage tips

To keep your bong hitting like day one and looking fresh, regular cleaning is a must. Because of its unique square-ish shape, resin can build up in the corners. Simply pour some 99% isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt into the chamber, plug the holes, and give it a vigorous shake. The salt acts as an abrasive to scrub away the gunk. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and let it air dry.

When not in use, store it in a safe, padded spot away from edges. To ensure your sessions are always top-tier, keep your buds perfectly cured and fresh in a TightVac container before packing your bowl. While it might not be a massive gravity system like a Stundenglass, this piece hits just as hard and deserves the same level of respect and care.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size is the joint on this bong?

It features a standard 14mm female joint, making it fully compatible with most 14mm male bowls, bangers, and ash catchers on the market.

Is the glass durable enough for daily use?

Absolutely. It is crafted from premium 5mm thick borosilicate glass, offering excellent resistance to thermal shock, minor bumps, and the rigors of daily wear and tear.

How does the percolator improve the smoking experience?

The percolator forces the smoke through water via multiple small slits, breaking it down into tiny bubbles. This drastically cools the smoke and filters out ash and impurities, resulting in a much smoother, cleaner hit.

Personal Experience of Pevgrow’s CEO (Alan)

The first time I pulled this Hemper Chinese Takeout XL out during a session with friends, everyone lost their minds. The design is just brilliant and hilarious, but what really surprised me was the sheer performance. The 5mm glass feels incredibly sturdy and premium in your hands, and that percolator does an amazing job at cooling down the smoke. I usually pack it with some frosty, terpene-rich buds, and the flavor preservation is top-notch.

The only minor downside is that the unique, boxy shape requires a bit of extra shaking when cleaning with alcohol and salt to get into the corners, but it's totally worth it for the aesthetic and the buttery hits it delivers. It has quickly become one of my favorite daily drivers when I want a fun, reliable rip.