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Squirt Feminized Seeds from Humboldt Seed Company are your ticket to a harvest bursting with zesty grapefruit flavor and a clean, energizing high that turns any day into a productive adventure.
Ever feel like your stash is missing that spark? That strain that doesn't just get you high, but gets you going? You know the drill: you roll up, take a hit, and... you're just stoned. The couch claims another victim, and your grand plans for the day fade into a pleasant but unproductive haze. It's frustrating when you want to create, socialize, or just tackle your to-do list with a smile, but your weed has other, much lazier plans.
That's the daily grind without the right genetics. You're settling for a bland, sedating experience when you could be unlocking focus, creativity, and pure, sunny energy. Squirt changes that game entirely. This isn't just another hybrid; it's a precision tool bred for performance and pleasure.
Squirt is the brilliant offspring of two legendary parents: the sweet, berry-forward Blueberry Muffin and the intensely citrus Tangie. Humboldt Seed Company expertly combined these profiles to create a sativa-dominant (80/20) powerhouse that's as rewarding to grow as it is to consume.
Forget the long, anxious wait for finicky sativas. Squirt brings sativa energy with a surprisingly manageable flowering time. Your garden becomes a source of vibrant, colorful buds that smell like a citrus grove. The high is the real game-changer: instead of locking you down, it lifts you up. Imagine finishing a session and feeling motivated to clean your space, start a project, or have an engaging conversation. That's the Squirt difference—it's functional, uplifting, and deeply satisfying.
To get the most out of Squirt's genetic potential, pairing it with the right tools and nutrients is key. A well-rounded approach ensures healthy growth and maximizes those famous terpenes.
Quick Overview: A sativa-dominant photoperiod from Humboldt Seed Company with a 50-60 day flowering time, ideal for growers with some experience who want high yields and explosive citrus flavor.
Safe Start & Strong Roots: Germinate in a warm, humid environment (22-25°C). Once sprouted, focus on building a robust root system to support its vigorous growth.
Vegetative Vigor Management: Squirt can stretch significantly. Manage its height and promote an even canopy for better light distribution.
Flowering for Maximum Flavor & Yield: Switch to a 12/12 light cycle to induce flowering. This is when the magic happens.
Harvest & Post-Harvest Perfection: Harvest when trichomes are mostly milky with some amber, depending on your desired effect (more amber for a more relaxing finish).
Squirt is best suited for growers with some experience. While not overly difficult, its sativa vigor means it can stretch a lot and benefits from training techniques like topping or LST to manage its structure and maximize yield. Its resistance to pests and mold is a plus.
The aroma and flavor are intensely citrus-forward, dominated by tart grapefruit and sweet lime, with underlying creamy, berry notes from its Blueberry Muffin parent. The smell during late flowering is strong and sweet, so a carbon filter is recommended for indoor grows.
As a photoperiod strain, the timeline depends on your vegetative period. Once you switch the lights to a 12/12 cycle, flowering takes approximately 50-60 days. A full cycle from seed to harvest typically takes 3-4 months indoors.
Squirt delivers a potent, clear-headed, and energizing cerebral high. It's ideal for daytime use, promoting creativity, focus, and social engagement without couch-lock or heavy sedation. It's a functional strain for staying active and motivated.
Absolutely. Squirt thrives in a warm, Mediterranean-like climate with plenty of sunlight. Outdoor plants can become quite large and yield heavily, with harvest ready in late September to early October in the Northern Hemisphere. Ensure it has enough space and support for its branches.
Let me tell you, Squirt is one of those strains that just makes you happy to be a grower. I ran a couple of these in my personal tent last season, and the entire room smelled like someone was peeling grapefruits. The energy it gives is no joke—perfect for those weekend mornings when I have a pile of admin work for the shop but still want to feel inspired. I made the mistake of not topping one plant early enough, and it shot up like a rocket. Lesson learned: definitely top or LST these girls around week 3 of veg to keep them bushy and manageable. The buds are absolutely coated in resin; they're sticky and sparkly, making them a dream for pressing into rosin. Compared to other sativa-dominant hybrids I've tried, Squirt stands out for its combination of speed (for a sativa), outrageous flavor, and that motivating, creative high. My pro-tip? Let the night temperatures dip a bit in the final weeks if you can. I saw some stunning purple and pink hues come through in the buds, which just added to the bag appeal. It's a show-stopper and a smoke-stopper in the best way possible.
| Type: | Feminized | |
| Phenotype: | Sativa 80% / Indica 20% | |
| Harvest outdoor H.N: | September 20 - October 5 | |
| Indoor production: | 1.47 oz/ft² (450 g/m²) | |
| Outdoor production: | 19.4 - 21.16 oz per plant (550 - 600 g per plant) | |
| Indoor flowering period: | 50 days | |
| Features: | Colourful High THC High Yielding Purple Resistant Sativa seeds Very resinous |
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| THC: | 20% | |
| Flavor and aroma: | Blueberry Creamy Fruity Sweet |
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These Squirt seeds were a game-changer for my grow. The plants were beautiful, and the high is exactly what I was looking for – super uplifting and creative. Plus, the flavor is out of this world!