Chaos Cake Anesia Seeds – 38% THC Feminized Hybrid | Wedding Cake x Apple Cake

Chaos Cake by Anesia Seeds is a high-performance feminized hybrid that delivers an intense euphoric rush and deep physical relaxation, powered by up to 38% THC and a decadent vanilla-apple flavor profile.

Are you still choosing strains that only do one thing well?

Too many growers and consumers settle for strains that are either uplifting or relaxing, flavorful or potent—but rarely all at once. You end up with a collection of different genetics just to cover your needs: one for creativity, another for sleep, a third for flavor.

What’s the cost of playing it safe with average genetics?

Limiting yourself to single-purpose strains means carrying more seeds, wasting time on mediocre harvests, and missing out on the full spectrum of what cannabis can offer. You’re not just sacrificing yield—you’re missing the magic of a perfectly balanced high that adapts to your mood, not the other way around.

The solution? One strain that does it all—without compromise

Chaos Cake is the full-spectrum experience you’ve been waiting for. Born from the legendary Wedding Cake and Apple Cake, this 60% Indica, 40% Sativa hybrid delivers a cerebral spark that lifts your mood and sharpens your senses, followed by a warm, arousing body buzz that melts tension without locking you to the couch. Whether you're creating, connecting, or unwinding, it’s your all-in-one key to euphoria.

Perfect for indoor growers chasing big yields and rich flavor

Indoor cultivation brings out the best in Chaos Cake. In a controlled environment with 600–1000W LED or HPS lighting, you’ll see compact, bushy plants develop thick, resin-drenched colas in just 8–9 weeks of flowering. With proper airflow and humidity control, you’ll maximize terpene production and avoid mold—especially important given its dense bud structure. For best results, use low-stress training (LST) early in the vegetative stage to create an even canopy. Pair it with a high-quality nutrient line like Sensi Bloom A+B Coco to fuel explosive flower development.

Thrives outdoors with sun, space, and smart care

Outdoors, Chaos Cake reaches its full potential under full Mediterranean or temperate sunlight. Plants grow between 2.20–3.00 m (7.22–9.84 ft), making them ideal for spacious gardens or guerrilla grows. Expect harvests from late September in the Northern Hemisphere. To support its vigorous growth, plant in 50L pots with well-draining soil and consider using Kit Top Grow Box Bio Plagron for a complete organic feeding schedule. Its resistance to pests and moderate mold tolerance make it a solid choice for experienced and intermediate growers alike.

How to choose the best use for you

Chaos Cake fits your lifestyle—whether you're a flavor chaser, a yield hunter, or a mood explorer.

• If you’re more of a homebody grower, indoor cultivation gives you control and consistent, top-shelf results.
• If you love nature and big harvests, outdoor growing unlocks its full size and yield potential.
• If you want intense effects without sedation, use it in the evening for creative sessions or social vibes.
• If deep relaxation is your goal, save it for late-night use when you’re ready to unwind completely.

Advantages and benefits that show up in every case

• Up to 38% THC for a powerful, long-lasting high that starts cerebral and evolves into full-body bliss.
• Delicious vanilla and sweet apple flavor that tastes like dessert with every puff.
• Short 8–9 week flowering time—perfect for fast turnover without sacrificing quality.
• Massive yields: up to 550 g/m² (1.94 oz/ft²) indoors or 800–900 g (28.22–31.75 oz) per plant outdoors.
• Dense, trichome-covered buds that look, smell, and smoke like premium craft cannabis.
• 60% Indica dominance offers relaxation with a sensual, arousing edge—no couch-lock.
• Adaptable to both indoor and outdoor environments, giving you growing flexibility.

Technical specifications

• Breeder / Brand: Anesia seeds
• Type: Feminized
• Dominance: 60% Indica, 40% Sativa
• Genetics: Wedding Cake × Apple Cake
• Flowering time: 8–9 weeks
• Outdoor harvest: End of September (Northern Hemisphere)
• Indoor yield: 550 g/m² (1.94 oz/ft²)
• Outdoor yield: 800–900 g/plant (28.22–31.75 oz/plant)
• Indoor height: 1.50–2.00 m (4.92–6.56 ft)
• Outdoor height: 2.20–3.00 m (7.22–9.84 ft)
• Difficulty: Medium
• Structure: Bushy with dense branching and heavy resin production
• Climate: Temperate, Mediterranean
• Resistance: Moderate resistance to mold and pests
• Training: Responds well to LST, SCROG, and topping
• Recommended pot: 7–11L indoors, 50L outdoors
• Light cycle: 18/6 in veg, 12/12 in flower
• THC: Up to 38%
• CBD: Less than 1%
• Flavor: Vanilla, apple, sweet, creamy
• Effect: Euphoric, creative, relaxed, arousing

Advice on how to grow the seed

Quick overview: Feminized hybrid from Anesia Seeds, 8–9 week flowering, medium difficulty, ideal for indoor or outdoor grows in temperate climates.

Safe start: Germinate seeds in moist, warm conditions.

• Use paper towel or direct soil method at 22–25 °C.
• Keep humidity high (70%) until first leaves emerge.
• Transplant gently when radicle is ~1 cm (0.39 in).
• Natural Clone de Trabe boosts early root strength.

Stable seedling: Focus on root and leaf development.

• Provide 18/6 light cycle with low-intensity LEDs.
• Water lightly—let top soil dry between sessions.
• Start mild organic nutrients after true leaves appear.
• Use Root Juice BioBizz for faster establishment.

Directed growth: Shape plant for maximum yield.

• Switch to 12/12 to trigger flowering after desired size.
• Apply LST to spread canopy and expose bud sites.
• Use 7–11L pots depending on space and grow style.
• Maintain pH 6.0–6.5 (soil) or 5.8–6.2 (coco).

Efficient flowering: Support bud development and resin production.

• Reduce RH to 40–50% to prevent mold in dense flowers.
• Increase PK-rich nutrients during weeks 4–6.
• Use Monster PK 58/60 for bigger, denser colas.
• Ensure strong airflow to cool lights and dry buds.

Harvest, drying and curing: Maximize flavor and effect.

• Harvest when 70% trichomes turn milky-amber.
• Flush 7–10 days before harvest with plain water.
• Dry slowly at 18–20 °C (64–68 °F) and 50–60% RH.
• Cure in glass jars for 2–4 weeks, burping daily.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the best time to harvest Chaos Cake outdoors?

Harvest at the end of September in the Northern Hemisphere, or when most trichomes are milky with some amber tips. This ensures peak THC and a balanced high.

Can I grow Chaos Cake in a small indoor space?

Absolutely. Use LST and a 7L pot to keep it under 1.50 m (4.92 ft). It adapts well to SOG (Sea of Green) setups with 16 plants per m².

Does Chaos Cake have a strong smell during flowering?

Yes, it produces a pungent, sweet aroma. Use a carbon filter like those in Grow Shop to control odor, especially in urban grows.

What nutrients work best with Chaos Cake?

It thrives with balanced coco or soil formulas. Sensi Bloom A+B Coco enhances flavor and resin, while PK boosters increase yield.

Personal Experience of Pevgrow’s CEO (Alan)

I’ve tested a lot of high-THC strains, but Chaos Cake stands out. I grew it outdoors in my garden last season—planted in a 50L pot with organic soil and full sun. It hit 2.80 m (9.19 ft) and produced over 850 g (30 oz) of frosty, purple-tinged buds. The flavor is unreal: creamy vanilla on the inhale, crisp apple on the exhale. The high starts fast—euphoric and social—but deepens into a sensual, relaxing buzz that lasts for hours. I’d recommend it to anyone who wants a strain that’s potent, tasty, and versatile. Just watch the humidity in flower and give it space to stretch. It’s not for beginners, but if you’re ready to level up, Chaos Cake will blow your mind.