Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong · 6" Glass Water Pipe with Chopstick Mouthpiece

The Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong is a 6-inch premium borosilicate glass water pipe that perfectly blends novelty art with top-tier functionality, delivering incredibly smooth and flavorful hits every time you light up.

Are you tired of hitting the same boring, generic glass pieces that lack personality and harsh your throat? Standard bongs get the job done, but they don't spark joy or start conversations. Plus, cheap novelty pipes usually sacrifice performance for looks, leaving you coughing up a lung instead of enjoying your favorite herb.

Enter the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong. This clever piece combines a fun, iconic takeout box design with a highly effective stem diffuser, ensuring your smoke is perfectly filtered and cooled before it even reaches the unique chopstick mouthpiece.

Smooth hits and epic vibes delivered straight to your session

This bong isn't just a cool shelf piece; it's a daily driver built for performance. The flat base provides excellent stability, while the 5mm thick glass ensures it can handle regular use. Whether you're winding down after a long day or showing off to your crew, this piece guarantees a fun, flavorful, and smooth experience. It's the ultimate late-night companion when the munchies hit.

Key features and benefits of the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong

• 6-inch compact size: Perfect for portability and easy storage without sacrificing water volume.
• 5mm borosilicate glass: Offers outstanding durability and heat resistance for a long-lasting piece.
• Stem diffuser percolator: Breaks down the smoke into tiny bubbles, cooling it down for a buttery smooth hit.
• Chopstick mouthpiece: An angled, ergonomic design that prevents splashback while looking incredibly dope.
• 14mm female joint: Comes with a matching 14mm male flower bowl, making it ready to use right out of the box.

How to use your Chinese Takeout Bong in 4 simple steps

Ready to place your order? Firing up this piece is as easy as opening a fortune cookie.

1. Fill the base with enough water to submerge the slits of the stem diffuser.
2. Grind your favorite herb from your TightVac container and pack the included 14mm male bowl.
3. Light the bowl while inhaling gently through the chopstick mouthpiece.
4. Pull the bowl to clear the chamber and enjoy the smooth, filtered smoke.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this bong hard to clean because of its shape?

Not at all! Despite its unique boxy shape, you can easily clean it using warm water, isopropyl alcohol, and coarse salt. Just give it a good shake and rinse thoroughly.

Can I use this bong for dabbing concentrates?

Absolutely. While it comes with a 14mm dry herb bowl, you can easily swap it out for a 14mm male quartz banger to enjoy your favorite concentrates.

How thick is the glass?

This piece is crafted from 5mm thick borosilicate glass, giving it a solid, weighty feel that is much more durable than standard cheap glass.

Personal Experience of Pevgrow’s CEO (Alan)

I’ve seen a lot of novelty glass over the years, but the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong genuinely surprised me. Usually, when a piece looks this fun, the airflow is terrible. But Hemper nailed the percolation on this one. The stem diffuser chugs perfectly, and the angled chopstick mouthpiece is surprisingly comfortable to hit from.

I keep this one on my coffee table because it always gets a laugh when friends come over, but it’s also just a solid, reliable piece for a quick evening bowl. It’s compact, hits like a champ, and the 5mm glass gives me peace of mind that it won't shatter if I set it down a little too hard. Definitely a must-have if you like your gear to have some personality.