Shit Regular Seeds – Mr Nice Seeds | Fast Skunk #1 x Afghan Hybrid

Shit Regular by Mr Nice Seeds is an ultra-fast, heavy-yielding photoperiod strain that brings the legendary power of Skunk #1 and Afghan genetics straight to your grow room. This indica-dominant beast guarantees massive, resin-soaked colas in record time, delivering a deeply relaxing, old-school stone that hits hard and lasts for hours.

Growing classic genetics can often feel like a gamble when you are stuck with unstable seeds that take forever to flower and demand constant babysitting. You spend months dialing in your environment, only to end up with fluffy buds, underwhelming yields, and a stash that barely gets you through the month. That endless waiting and frustration drain the fun out of cultivation, leaving you stressed and unmotivated.

Shit Regular completely flips the script by offering a bulletproof, vigorous plant that explodes with dense flowers in just 6 to 7 weeks. With this strain, your grow cycle becomes incredibly smooth, predictable, and highly rewarding, giving you top-tier Skunk quality without the headaches.

Preparing your space for Shit Regular

Before you pop these regular seeds, you need to gear up for a seriously pungent ride. Because this is a true Skunk #1 x Afghan cross, the aroma during late veg and flowering is notoriously loud. You will want to make sure your odor control is absolutely dialed in, or your whole neighborhood will know what you are up to.

Since these are regular seeds, you also need to prepare for sexing your plants. You will be hunting for those vigorous females, but do not toss the males if you are into breeding—this genetic line is pure gold for creating your own crosses.

• Install a brand-new, high-capacity carbon filter to handle the extreme Skunk odor.
• Prepare a rich, well-aerated soil mix to support rapid root development.
• Plan your space to accommodate multiple plants until you can identify and separate the males.
• Keep your climate dialed in at around 22–26 °C (71.6–78.8 °F) for optimal early growth.

The explosive growth and flowering phase

Once Shit Regular hits the vegetative stage, you will notice its Afghan heritage shining through. It develops a sturdy, compact structure with tight internodal spacing, making it perfect for indoor setups where vertical space is limited. It is a hungry plant that loves a good feeding schedule, so do not be shy with your base nutrients.

When you flip the lights to 12/12, the magic happens incredibly fast. This strain is known for its lightning-speed flowering time of just 40 to 50 days. The central cola swells up rapidly, surrounded by a crown of dense, frosty satellite buds.

The smell will transition from a deep earthiness to a piercing, dank Skunk aroma that is both sweet and aggressively pungent. Keep your humidity in check during these final weeks, as those thick buds need good airflow to prevent any mold issues.

Harvest, effects, and the ultimate chill

After a blazing fast flowering cycle, you will be rewarded with a massive haul of rock-hard, sticky buds. Trimming is a breeze thanks to the high calyx-to-leaf ratio. Once dried and cured, the flavor profile is a nostalgic trip back to the 90s—rich, earthy hash notes mixed with that unmistakable sweet Skunk funk.

The effect is exactly what you want after a long, chaotic day. It starts with a quick, uplifting cerebral buzz that smoothly transitions into a heavy, narcotic body stone. It melts away physical tension and leaves you in a state of deep, couch-locking relaxation.

Why you need this Skunk legend in your garden

• Because of its lightning-fast 40-50 day flowering time, you can squeeze in more harvests per year, which means a constantly full stash jar.
• Thanks to its robust Skunk #1 and Afghan genetics, it easily forgives beginner mistakes, meaning less stress and guaranteed results.
• Because it produces up to 650 g/m² (2.13 oz/ft²) indoors, you get a massive return on your investment, maximizing your grow tent's potential.
• Thanks to its regular seed format, you have the opportunity to find a legendary mother plant or collect pollen for your own breeding projects.
• Because of its intense, narcotic indica effect, you get reliable, heavy-hitting relief for physical tension and sleepless nights.

Technical specifications

• Breeder: Mr Nice Seeds (Shantibaba & Neville)
• Type: Regular seeds (photoperiod)
• Dominance: Indica dominant (~60% Indica / 40% Sativa)
• Genetics: Skunk #1 (Afghan dominant) × Skunk #1
• Flowering time (Indoor): 40–50 days (approx. 6–7 weeks)
• Harvest time (Outdoor): Late September / Early October (Northern Hemisphere)
• Yield (Indoor): 550–650 g/m² (1.80–2.13 oz/ft²)
• Yield (Outdoor): Approx. 500 g/plant (17.64 oz/plant)
• Height (Indoor): 0.60–1.00 m (1.97–3.28 ft)
• Height (Outdoor): 1.20–1.80 m (3.94–5.91 ft)
• Difficulty: Low (very beginner-friendly)
• Ideal climate: Temperate, Mediterranean, or controlled indoor environments
• Aromatic profile: Pungent Skunk, earthy, deep Afghan hash
• Effect: Relaxing, narcotic, heavy body stone with a euphoric onset
• THC: High (approx. 15–20%)

Advice on how to grow Shit Regular

Quick overview: Photoperiod · Mr Nice Seeds · 6–7 weeks flowering · Easy · Ideal for fast indoor cycles.

Safe start: Germinate at 22–25 °C (71.6–77.0 °F) and transplant into a rich, airy substrate.

• Keep humidity around 65-70% for seedlings.
• Use small pots initially to control moisture.
• Identify males early if you only want buds.

Directed growth: Maintain 18/6 light cycle. To build a strong foundation, mix in some Top Worm 4 Kg Top Crop – 100% Organic Earthworm Humus for lush, green growth.

• Top the plants to encourage lateral branching.
• Keep temperatures around 24 °C (75.2 °F).
• Water only when the topsoil feels dry.

Efficient flowering: Switch to 12/12. Bud production is explosive. Boost your yield with Big Bud Powder Advanced Nutrients during peak bloom.

• Lower humidity to 40-50% to prevent mold.
• Ensure your carbon filter is running 24/7.
• Support heavy branches if they start to lean.

Harvest and refinement: Flush 7-10 days before chopping. Look for mostly milky trichomes with some amber for that heavy couch-lock.

• Dry slowly at 18–20 °C (64.4–68.0 °F).
• Cure in glass jars for at least 3 weeks.
• Burp jars daily to release excess moisture.

Frequently Asked Questions

Why is this strain called Shit?

The name is a playful, irreverent nod from the breeders (Shantibaba and Neville) to the phrase "this is the good shit." It reflects its incredibly pungent, dank aroma and its raw, old-school potency that stands out in a crowded market.

Are these seeds feminized or regular?

These are Regular seeds, meaning they will produce both male and female plants. You will need to sex them before the flowering stretch if your goal is strictly sinsemilla (seedless buds), or keep the males if you want to breed.

How bad is the smell during flowering?

It is extremely loud. The Skunk #1 and Afghan genetics produce a piercing, dank odor that can easily fill a house. A high-quality, fresh carbon filter and good negative pressure in your grow tent are absolutely mandatory.

Can a beginner grow this strain successfully?

Absolutely. It is one of the most resilient and forgiving strains available. It handles nutrient fluctuations well, finishes flowering in just 40 to 50 days, and naturally develops a sturdy structure that requires minimal maintenance.

Personal Experience of Pevgrow’s CEO (Alan)

I have a massive soft spot for old-school genetics, and Shit by Mr Nice is a staple that never disappoints. Before I even pop these seeds, I make sure my ventilation system is flawless—trust me, the Skunk funk on this one is no joke. I usually start them in small pots and veg them for about 4 weeks. Because they are regular seeds, I always plant a few extra to ensure I get a solid canopy of females, though I have kept a couple of stellar males in the past for pollen collection.

During the grow, what always blows my mind is the sheer speed of this plant. Once you flip to 12/12, it wastes no time. By week 4, the colas are already swelling aggressively. I like to keep the EC moderate; it does not need to be pushed to the absolute limit to yield heavily. After harvest, the reward is a jar full of dense, sticky nuggets that smell like pure 90s nostalgia. The high is heavy, warm, and incredibly relaxing—perfect for melting into the couch after a long week. If you want a fast, foolproof, heavy-hitting classic, this is it.