Punch Pie - Tyson 2.0 X RQS Feminized Seeds – Royal Queen Seeds · 90% Indica Hybrid for Heavy Yields & Knockout Relaxation

Punch Pie feminized seeds by Royal Queen Seeds and Tyson 2.0 deliver a knockout indica experience in just 9 weeks of bloom, offering dense, resinous buds and a deeply relaxing high that melts stress away.

Are You Still Settling for Weak, Flimsy Indicas That Don’t Deliver?

So many so-called “heavy hitters” promise couch-lock but leave you underwhelmed—harsh smoke, bland flavor, or yields that barely cover your costs. You invest time, space, and energy only to end up with airy buds and a buzz that fizzles fast.

Why Does Your Last Indica Grow Feel Like a Missed Opportunity?

Maybe you followed the guides, but your plants stretched too much, got moldy, or just didn’t pack the punch you wanted. Or worse—you trusted the hype, only to realize the strain wasn’t bred for real-world growing conditions. You’re not failing; you’re just using genetics that don’t have your back.

Punch Pie Is the Indica That Actually Lives Up to the Hype

Bred in collaboration with Mike Tyson himself, Punch Pie combines Purple Punch and Purple Kush into a 90% indica powerhouse built for maximum impact. It’s not just strong—it’s smart. Stocky, bushy, and fast-flowering, it’s designed to thrive indoors or outdoors, delivering up to 600g/m² and a full-body stone that kicks in minutes. This isn’t just another strain—it’s a heavyweight champion in seed form.

What You’re Really Getting with Punch Pie

• Myth: Indicas take forever to grow. Reality: Punch Pie finishes flowering in just 9 weeks.
• Myth: High THC means harsh smoke. Reality: Smooth berry-pie flavor with caramelized pastry notes—no throat burn.
• Myth: Big yields mean big problems. Reality: Naturally mold-resistant and low-stretch, ideal for tight spaces.
• Myth: Celebrity strains are gimmicks. Reality: Tyson 2.0 and RQS combined two legendary indicas—this is next-level breeding.
• Myth: Flavor fades after harvest. Reality: Terpene-rich buds keep their aroma through drying and curing.

What Punch Pie Actually Does (And What It Doesn’t)

Punch Pie delivers exactly what it promises: fast, heavy-yielding plants with knockout physical relaxation and a delicious, dessert-like flavor. It’s not a sativa—don’t expect daytime energy or creativity. It’s not mild—this is a 22% THC powerhouse meant for evening use. But if you want to unwind completely, stop overthinking, and feel your body melt into the couch, Punch Pie is engineered for that moment.

Advantages and Benefits When Grown Right

• Harvest in 9 weeks—perfect for quick turnover or seasonal outdoor grows.
• Yields up to 600g/m² indoors or 750g/plant outdoors—serious returns.
• Compact, bushy structure—ideal for SCROG or stealth grows.
• Sweet blueberry and pastry flavor—no need for flavor enhancers.
• Stable genetics—consistent phenotypes with minimal surprises.
• Resilient to mold and pests—great for humid climates.
• Smooth, full-body high—ideal for stress relief and deep relaxation.

How to Choose Punch Pie Based on Your Goals

Whether you’re after flavor, yield, or pure relaxation, Punch Pie adapts to your priorities. Here’s how to match it to your expectations:

• If you want fast results: Punch Pie’s 9-week bloom is a game-changer.
• If you grow in limited space: Its 0.80–1.10 m (2.62–3.61 ft) height fits most tents.
• If you value flavor: Terpene profile shines without additives.
• If you need reliability: Stable genetics mean fewer duds.
• If you’re outdoors: Ready by late September—avoids early frost.

Technical specifications

• Breeder / Brand: Royal Queen Seeds x Tyson 2.0
• Type: Feminized
• Dominance: Indica 90% / Sativa 10%
• Genetics / Cross: Purple Punch × Purple Kush
• Flowering time: 9 weeks (50–60 days)
• Outdoor harvest: Late September (Northern Hemisphere)
• Indoor yield: 600 g/m² (21 oz/m²)
• Outdoor yield: 750 g/plant (26 oz/plant)
• Indoor height: 0.80–1.10 m (2.62–3.61 ft)
• Outdoor height: 1.20–1.50 m (3.94–4.92 ft)
• Difficulty: Low to medium
• Structure: Bushy, compact, minimal stretch
• Climate: Temperate, Mediterranean
• Resistance: Mold, pests, water stress
• Training: Suitable for LST, SCROG, topping
• Recommended pot: 11–20 L depending on space
• THC: 22%
• CBD: Low
• Aromatic profile: Myrcene, caryophyllene, limonene
• Flavour: Blueberry, candy, earthy, caramelized pastry
• Effect: Calming, euphoric, physically relaxing, sleepy

How to Grow Punch Pie for Maximum Impact

Get the most out of Punch Pie with a simple, proven approach that matches its genetics. No guesswork—just big buds and bold flavor.

Quick overview: Feminized indica hybrid · Royal Queen Seeds · 9-week flowering · low to medium difficulty · ideal for indoor tents or outdoor gardens in temperate climates.

Safe start: Germinate in a moist, dark environment at 22–25°C. Transplant once the taproot is ~1 cm long. For a hassle-free start, Try-Pack Kit Fertilizers BioBizz Bio 100% supports strong early root development.

Directed growth: Keep photoperiod at 18/6 during veg. Use airy soil or coco; avoid overwatering. In sustained growth, Rootmax Bio-stimulator of Roots Green Hope keeps roots healthy and structure compact.

Efficient flowering: Switch to 12/12 to trigger bloom. Maintain RH at 40–50% and ensure good airflow. At peak flowering, Top Bloom boosts resin and density for heavier harvests.

Harvest and refinement: Harvest when trichomes are mostly milky with some amber for maximum relaxation. Flush 7–10 days before harvest. Dry at 18–22°C and 50–60% RH, then cure for 2–4 weeks to preserve terpenes.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does Punch Pie really hit as hard as they say?

Yes. With 22% THC and a 90% indica profile, Punch Pie delivers a fast, full-body high that starts between the eyes and spreads downward. Users report deep relaxation, hunger, and happiness—perfect for unwinding.

Can I grow Punch Pie outdoors in a cooler climate?

Absolutely. Punch Pie is mold-resistant and ready by late September, making it suitable for temperate and Mediterranean climates. Just ensure it gets full sun and good airflow.

How does Punch Pie compare to other Purple strains?

It’s faster, bushier, and more resinous than classic Purple Kush. The addition of Purple Punch adds sweetness and a knockout punch, making it more balanced in flavor and effect.

Is this strain good for beginners?

Yes. It’s forgiving, resistant to common issues, and doesn’t require advanced techniques. Just maintain stable conditions and avoid overfeeding.

Personal Experience of Pevgrow’s CEO (Alan)

I’ll be honest—I was skeptical about celebrity strains. But Punch Pie changed my mind. We grew it side by side with original Purple Kush, and the difference was clear: Punch Pie flowered faster, stayed shorter, and produced denser, more aromatic buds. The high hits harder and lasts longer. One of our team tried it after a brutal workweek and said, “I didn’t know I could feel this relaxed without falling asleep.” That’s the magic. It’s not just strong—it’s balanced. We’ve since recommended it to dozens of customers, especially those tired of lanky, low-yielding indicas. Pro tip: top early for a bushier canopy, and don’t skip the flush. The flavor payoff is worth it.