Monkey Grease Feminized Seeds – Kannabia’s Potent Grease Monkey x White Widow Cross

Monkey Grease feminized seeds from Kannabia Seeds represent a masterful genetic achievement, combining the legendary potency of Grease Monkey with the rock-solid reliability of White Widow to create a powerhouse hybrid designed for impressive yields and an unmistakable aromatic profile.

Are you tired of growing strains that promise the world but deliver underwhelming buds with weak aromas and mediocre effects? It's frustrating to invest months of care only to harvest airy flowers that lack punch and personality, leaving you wishing for that legendary, resin-drenched experience.

This disappointment is all too common, but it ends with Monkey Grease. Kannabia has focused its breeding efforts precisely on solving these pain points, creating a plant that not only thrives with robust health but also packs every gram with intense flavor and a heavy, satisfying effect that truly lives up to its prestigious lineage.

Why Monkey Grease Outperforms Your Current Grow

If you're used to finicky genetics that demand perfect conditions, Monkey Grease will be a breath of fresh air. Its enhanced disease resistance and adaptability mean you spend less time battling problems and more time watching those colossal buds swell. Compared to less stable crosses, this strain offers predictable, vigorous growth and a flowering period that delivers exactly what you see in the breeder photos: dense, frosty nugs dripping with terpenes.

Key Features You'll Notice From Day One

• Legendary Genetics: A direct cross between the iconic Grease Monkey (GG#4 x Cookies & Cream) and the world-famous White Widow, guaranteeing top-tier potency and structure.
• Extreme Resin Production: From mid-flowering, plants become literal trichome factories, coating every bud in a thick, sticky layer of crystal that promises exceptional extracts and powerful smoke.
• Robust Plant Health: Bred for high resistance to common pests and fungal diseases like powdery mildew, making it a forgiving choice for various grow environments.
• Unmistakable Aroma: A complex bouquet blending sweet, creamy notes of Cookies & Cream with the gassy, skunky punch of Grease Monkey and a spicy, earthy undertone from White Widow.
• Heavy, Relaxing Effect: The high is predominantly indica-leaning, delivering a profound body relaxation and mental calm perfect for unwinding after a long day, without being overly sedative.
• Adaptable Growth: Performs well in both indoor and outdoor setups, responding beautifully to common training techniques like LST to maximize light exposure and yield.

Who This Strain Is Perfect For

This strain is a versatile champion, but it shines particularly for specific grower profiles.

• Growers Seeking Reliability: If you value a plant that won't let you down with hermies or weak growth, Monkey Grease's stable feminized genetics and robust nature are ideal.
• Connoisseurs Chasing Flavor: For those who prioritize unique and complex terpene profiles over sheer bulk, this strain's sweet, gassy, and spicy aroma is a true delight.
• Extract Enthusiasts: The exceptionally high resin content makes it a prime candidate for producing high-quality hash, rosin, or other concentrates.
• Intermediate Growers Leveling Up: It's forgiving enough for those past the beginner stage but offers the rewarding challenge and spectacular results that experienced growers crave.

How to Integrate Monkey Grease Into Your Garden Seamlessly

Getting started is straightforward. Germinate your seeds in a warm, humid environment. Once established, Monkey Grease shows vigorous growth. For indoor growers, a vegetative period of 4-6 weeks under an 18/6 light cycle allows you to shape the plant. It responds very well to low-stress training (LST) to create an even canopy. When you switch to a 12/12 light cycle, expect a moderate stretch before it focuses all energy on building those massive, dense colas. Outdoor growers in temperate or Mediterranean climates will find it thrives, ready for harvest by late September to early October.

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does Monkey Grease take to flower?

Indoors, Monkey Grease has a relatively short flowering time of approximately 55-60 days after switching to a 12/12 light cycle.

Is Monkey Grease suitable for Sea of Green (SOG) or Screen of Green (SCROG) methods?

Absolutely. Its strong side branching and responsiveness to training make it an excellent candidate for both SOG (many small plants) and SCROG (fewer plants trained through a screen) techniques to maximize yield per square meter.

How is the smell during cultivation, and do I need a carbon filter?

The aroma is potent and complex, especially in the final weeks of flowering. A high-quality carbon filter is highly recommended for discreet indoor grows to manage the strong, gassy, and sweet odors effectively.

What is the expected yield for Monkey Grease?

Yields are generous. Indoors, you can expect approximately 500-600 g/m² (1.61-1.93 oz/ft²) under optimal conditions. Outdoors, a healthy plant can produce between 500-700 g (17.64-24.69 oz) per plant.

What kind of effect does Monkey Grease produce?

The effect is powerfully relaxing and euphoric. It starts with a cerebral lift that smoothly transitions into a deep, full-body stone, ideal for evening use, relieving stress, and promoting rest.

Technical Specifications

• Breeder/Brand: Kannabia Seed Company
• Type: Feminized Photoperiod
• Genetics: Grease Monkey (GG#4 x Cookies & Cream) x White Widow
• Dominance: Hybrid (Indica/Sativa balance can vary by phenotype)
• Indoor Flowering Time: Approximately 55-60 days
• Outdoor Harvest (Northern Hemisphere): Late September to Early October
• Indoor Yield: Approx. 500-600 g/m² (1.61-1.93 oz/ft²)
• Outdoor Yield: Approx. 500-700 g/plant (17.64-24.69 oz/plant)
• Indoor Height: 0.80–1.20 m (2.62–3.94 ft)
• Outdoor Height: 1.50–2.00 m (4.92–6.56 ft)
• Difficulty: Easy to Medium
• THC Level: High (Approx. 22-26%)
• CBD Level: Low (Approx. 0-1%)
• Aromatic Profile: Sweet, Gassy, Skunky, Spicy, Earthy
• Effect: Relaxing, Euphoric, Happy, Body-focused
• Resistance: High resistance to pests and mold

Personal Experience of Pevgrow’s CEO (Alan)

I've run Monkey Grease in our test room a couple of times, and it consistently impresses. What stands out immediately is the plant's vigor—it's a fast, strong grower that doesn't fuss. I used a simple LST technique to open up the canopy, and it rewarded me with multiple solid colas instead of one main one. The smell in late flower is intense, a proper mix of sweet pastry and fuel, so don't skip the carbon filter! The buds are incredibly dense and absolutely caked in resin; trimming is sticky business. The smoke is smooth with that creamy, gassy flavor coming through nicely after a cure. The effect is exactly what I look for at the end of the day: a heavy, relaxing body buzz that melts away tension without immediately knocking you out. Compared to other "heavy" indicas, it feels more balanced and less sedative, which I prefer. For growers wanting a reliable, high-yielding plant that produces truly top-shelf buds with a classic yet complex flavor, Monkey Grease is a no-brainer. Just give her a good feed during flowering to support those massive buds.