Hemper Space Monster Glass Bong – UFO Design & Showerhead Perc

The Hemper Space Monster Glass Bong is a premium, UFO-shaped water pipe equipped with a built-in alien percolator that guarantees out-of-this-world, silky-smooth hits every time you light up.

Are you tired of harsh, throat-burning hits that completely ruin the flavor of your top-shelf buds?

There is nothing worse than coughing your lungs out because your standard pipe doesn't cool the smoke. It wastes your stash, irritates your throat, and turns what should be a chill, relaxing trip into a harsh, unpleasant chore that leaves you gasping for air.

Enter the Space Monster. With its advanced showerhead monster percolator and UFO-shaped water chamber, this bong filters and cools the smoke instantly, delivering a fresh, flavorful, and irritation-free experience that will send you straight to the stars.

Say Goodbye to Harsh Hits and Elevate Your Sessions

Let's be real: smoking should be a ritual, not a throat endurance test. When you bring this little alien into your rotation, you are upgrading your entire vibe. The UFO-shaped chamber isn't just for show; it holds the perfect amount of water to create a bubbling symphony that purifies every rip. Whether you are rolling solo or passing it around with friends, this piece is a guaranteed conversation starter.

Plus, its compact yet sturdy 30 cm height (with a solid 10 cm width) makes it the ideal desktop companion. It is stable enough to sit proudly on your coffee table, yet easy enough to handle when you're sinking into the couch. Get ready to taste the pure, unadulterated terpene profile of your favorite strains, completely free from the harshness of dry pipes.

How to get the most out of your Space Monster

Ready for liftoff? Firing up this extraterrestrial rig is a breeze, but following these steps will ensure you get the absolute best performance out of your new favorite toy.

1. Fuel the ship: Pour water through the mouthpiece until the showerhead percolator (the monster inside) is just submerged. Don't overfill it, or you'll end up drinking bong water—and nobody wants that.
2. Pack the bowl: Grind your favorite herb and pack the included 14mm bowl. Keep it fluffy; packing it too tight will restrict the airflow and ruin the launch.
3. Ignition: Light the bowl while inhaling slowly and steadily through the bent neck mouthpiece. Watch the UFO chamber fill with thick, milky smoke.
4. Blast off: Pull the bowl out to clear the chamber and inhale that sweet, cooled vapor.
5. Pro tip: Avoid pulling too hard. A gentle, steady draw allows the percolator to do its magic, creating maximum bubbles for maximum smoothness.

Key advantages and benefits of this alien rig

• Built-in monster percolator: This feature breaks the smoke down into hundreds of tiny bubbles, which means you get a drastically cooler and smoother hit that won't wreck your throat.
• UFO-shaped water chamber: Its wide, domed base holds more smoke and water while keeping the center of gravity low, meaning your bong is highly stable and less likely to tip over during a clumsy session.
• High-quality 3mm borosilicate glass: Because it is made from thick, heat-resistant glass, you can enjoy a durable piece that withstands daily use and preserves the pure, untainted flavor of your weed.
• Bent neck mouthpiece: This ergonomic design acts as a natural splash guard, which means you can take massive rips without worrying about nasty water splashing up into your mouth.
• Striking, vibrant design: Featuring a colorful alien inside, it adds a fun, psychedelic touch to your collection, meaning you will always have the coolest rig in the room.

Care, maintenance, and intergalactic storage

Even aliens need a bath. To keep your Space Monster hitting like a dream and tasting fresh, you need to keep it clean. Change the water after every session to prevent resin buildup and that dreaded swamp smell. When it's time for a deep clean, use a mixture of isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt. Shake it gently (cover the holes!) until the glass sparkles like a supernova, then rinse thoroughly with warm water.

• Store it in a safe, padded spot where it won't get knocked over by a rogue elbow.
• Keep your stash fresh in a TightVac container so every bowl you pack is as potent as the last.
• If you want to explore more epic designs from this brand, check out our full Hemper catalog.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use this bong for concentrates and dabs?

Absolutely! While it comes with a bowl for dry herb, the 14mm female joint is fully compatible with a 14mm male quartz banger. Just swap the bowl for a banger, and you've got yourself a killer dab rig.

Is the glass thick enough to survive a small bump?

Yes, it is crafted from 3mm thick borosilicate glass, making it surprisingly sturdy for its size. However, it is still glass, so treat it with the respect an intergalactic traveler deserves!

How much water should I put in the UFO chamber?

You only need enough water to cover the slits on the monster percolator. Test it by taking a dry pull (without lighting anything); if water splashes your lips, pour a little out. If it doesn't bubble, add a few drops.

Personal Experience of Pevgrow’s CEO (Alan)

The first time I tested the Hemper Space Monster, I honestly didn't expect such a massive hit from a relatively compact piece. The UFO chamber design is brilliant because it allows the smoke to gather densely before you clear it. I loaded it up with some sticky Gorilla Glue, and the monster perc diffused the smoke so well that I barely felt it hit my lungs—until the effects kicked in, of course! I love the bent neck; it is super comfortable when you're lounging back and don't want to hover directly over the bowl.

One trick I have learned is to use slightly chilled water (not freezing, just cool). It makes the terpene profile pop even more. The only minor downside is that the intricate perc can get clogged if you let resin build up for weeks, so I highly recommend a quick rinse with warm water and alcohol every few days. Overall, it is a fantastic, fun piece that punches way above its weight class.