Crazy Lazy Feminized Seeds by Positronics – High-Yielding, Easy-Growing Hybrid for Relaxed Cultivators

Crazy Lazy feminized seeds by Positronics are your shortcut to high yields without the hassle — a perfectly balanced hybrid that grows strong, resists stress, and rewards you with dense, aromatic buds.

Worried your grow skills aren’t up to par? That you’ll overcomplicate things, under-deliver on yield, or end up with weak, airy flowers? You’re not alone. Many growers hesitate to start because they fear wasting time, money, and effort on a plant that just won’t perform.

That fear keeps you stuck in research mode, endlessly scrolling forums, second-guessing nutrients, and never actually flipping the light switch. You end up with half-empty grow tents and zero harvest — just frustration and missed moments of chill.

Crazy Lazy is the antidote. Bred by Positronics for resilience and consistency, this strain grows like a weed — in the best way. It forgives minor mistakes, adapts to different environments, and delivers top-shelf results even if you’re learning as you go. Pair it with this guide, and you’ll cut through the noise and harvest faster than you thought possible.

What to Expect in Your First Few Grows

With Crazy Lazy, the first few weeks are all about calm confidence. You’ll notice a sturdy stem early on, with wide internodal spacing that makes training easy. Don’t panic if it stretches a bit at flowering — that’s normal. The real magic starts in week 6, when the buds begin to swell and that sweet, citrusy aroma fills the room. Stick with it, and you’ll be amazed at how much you can harvest with so little stress.

Common Mistakes and How to Fix Them

• Overwatering seedlings — Wait until the top inch of soil is dry before watering again.
• Ignoring humidity levels — Use a hygrometer and keep RH at 60–70% in veg, 40–50% in flower.
• Pruning too aggressively — Stick to light defoliation; this strain doesn’t need heavy cutting.
• Harvesting too early — Wait until 70% of trichomes are milky for a balanced effect.
• Skipping flushing — Flush with plain water 7–10 days before harvest for a smoother smoke.

How to Fine-Tune Your Grow for Maximum Results

1. Start with a 7L pot and transplant to 18L for optimal root development.
2. Use a well-aerated soil mix with perlite for better drainage.
3. Keep lights at the right distance — 40–50 cm (15.75–19.69 in) for LEDs.
4. Adjust feeding gradually — start low, increase only if signs of deficiency appear.
5. Monitor trichomes weekly in late flowering to hit your ideal harvest window.

Benefits of a Stress-Free Growing Experience

• Higher yields thanks to consistent, healthy growth.
• More confidence to try new strains and techniques.
• Better-tasting buds with full terpene expression.
• Less time troubleshooting, more time enjoying.
• Greater enjoyment from the entire process — not just the harvest.

Technical specifications

• Breeder / Brand: Positronics
• Type: Feminized
• Dominance: Balanced hybrid (Indica/Sativa 50/50)
• Genetics: Lazy Bones × Crazy Monkey
• Flowering time: 8–9 weeks
• Outdoor harvest: Late September (Northern Hemisphere)
• Indoor yield: 500–600 g/m² (17.64–21.16 oz/ft²)
• Outdoor yield: 600–700 g/plant (21.16–24.69 oz/plant)
• Indoor height: 80–110 cm (31.50–43.31 in)
• Outdoor height: 1.20–1.50 m (3.94–4.92 ft)
• Difficulty: Low to medium
• Structure: Strong central stem, medium branching
• Resistance: High resistance to mold and pests
• Training: Suitable for LST and SCROG, avoid topping
• Recommended pot: 18–27 L final pot for indoor
• Light cycle: 18/6 in veg, 12/12 in flower
• THC: approx. 18–20%
• CBD: approx. 1%
• Aromatic profile: Citrus, sweet, earthy (dominant terpenes: limonene, myrcene)
• Flavour: Tangy orange, honey, subtle spice
• Effect: Balanced — uplifting head buzz followed by deep body relaxation, ideal for evening use

How to Grow Crazy Lazy Feminized Seeds

Get the most out of your Crazy Lazy feminized seeds with this expert-backed grow plan tailored to their genetics. Whether you're in soil or coco, indoors or outdoors, these steps will guide you to a stress-free, high-yielding harvest.

Quick overview

Bred by Positronics for resilience and ease.

• Feminized hybrid with 8–9 week flowering
• Low to medium difficulty, ideal for beginners
• Thrives in Mediterranean and temperate climates
• High resistance to mold and pests
• Perfect for indoor tents or outdoor patios

Safe start

Launch your grow with strong germination and early vigor.

• Germinate in moist paper towels at 22–25 °C
• Transplant carefully when radicle reaches ~1 cm (0.39 in)
• Use small pots (0.5–1 L) for first week
• Keep humidity at 60–70% for seedlings
• For a hassle-free start, Root Riot Sponges speed up rooting and reduce transplant shock.

Stable seedling

Build a strong foundation with healthy roots and steady growth.

• Provide 18–24 hours of light daily
• Water lightly, let topsoil dry between irrigations
• Use mild nutrients (25% strength) after first true leaves
• Incorporate Great White Premium Mycorrhizae complex to boost root mass and nutrient uptake.
• Maintain pH 6.0–6.5 in soil

Directed growth

Shape your plant for maximum light exposure and yield.

• Switch to 12/12 light cycle after desired veg time (4–6 weeks)
• Apply gentle LST to open up canopy
• Transplant to final pot (18–27 L) before flowering
• Use airy soil mix with perlite and coco coir
• In sustained growth, Kit Biobizz Indoor keeps leaves green and structure compact without overfeeding.

Efficient flowering

Maximize bud density and terpene production.

• Reduce RH to 40–50% to prevent mold
• Ensure strong airflow with oscillating fans
• Support heavy colas with soft ties
• Introduce bloom boosters in week 4–6
• At the end of flowering, Canna Flush helps with a cleaner taste by removing residual nutrients.

Harvest and refinement

Nail the finish for smooth, potent, aromatic buds.

• Flush 7–10 days before harvest
• Harvest when 70% trichomes are milky, 30% amber
• Dry at 18–22 °C and 50–60% RH for 10–14 days
• Cure in glass jars for 2–4 weeks, burping daily
• Store in a cool, dark place for long-term freshness

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does it take to grow Crazy Lazy from seed to harvest?

From germination to harvest, expect 10–12 weeks. Flowering lasts 8–9 weeks, with an additional 2–3 weeks for veg and drying/curing.

Is Crazy Lazy good for beginner growers?

Absolutely. Its resilience, forgiving nature, and high yields make it a top choice for first-time cultivators.

Can I grow Crazy Lazy outdoors in a colder climate?

Yes, thanks to its mold resistance and sturdy structure, it performs well in cooler, humid areas — just harvest before heavy rains hit.

Does this strain smell strongly during flowering?

It has a moderate to strong citrus aroma. If discretion is key, use a carbon filter like those in Seedfinder grow tents.

What kind of effect does Crazy Lazy produce?

A balanced high — starts cerebral and uplifting, then melts into full-body relaxation. Perfect for unwinding after work or enhancing a movie night.

Personal Experience of Pevgrow’s CEO (Alan)

I grew Crazy Lazy last summer in my backyard greenhouse, and honestly, I barely had to lift a finger. I started late — mid-June — and gave it basic soil and a simple feed schedule. No fancy tools, no daily monitoring. What surprised me was how fast it bounced back after a heatwave. While other plants wilted, Crazy Lazy just kept pushing. I did one round of LST early on, and that was it. The buds came in rock-hard, coated in resin, with this bright orange zest that filled the room. The turning point? Switching to a 18L pot early. My first grow was in 11L, and yields were good — but this time, they nearly doubled. If you’re looking for a strain that rewards attention but doesn’t demand it, this is your guy.